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About NONCONMAN

A studio run by humans, supervised by cats.

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Our Story

We started this because the cat wouldn't leave us alone.

NONCONMAN is a small studio in Bandung, Indonesia. We make merch for people who decided their cat is the most interesting thing about them — and we agree.

Every design starts with a real cat doing real nonsense. We illustrate it, mock the cat for it, print it, and ship it worldwide. Nothing here is generic. Everything is judged by a tabby.

Shop the Studio

By the numbers.

Small studio. Big chaos. Here's where things stand at the moment, give or take a nap.

2K+
ORDERS SHIPPED
50+
UNIQUE DESIGNS
30+
COUNTRIES
100%
CAT-APPROVED

What We Stand For

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Original Art
Every design is hand-crafted by our in-house cat obsessives. No stock art. Pure cat energy on everything we make.
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Ships Worldwide
From Indonesia to your doorstep anywhere in the world. USA, Europe, Asia — everywhere a cat person lives.
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Made Responsibly
We work with suppliers who care about quality and fair production. Because cats deserve better.

How We Got Here

1
2021
Day Zero
Founder buys a cat. Cat takes over immediately.
2
2022
First Sticker
Printed in a kitchen. Sold out in 3 hours. The cat took credit.
3
2023
The Tee Drop
CEO of Doing Nothing goes viral. Studio moves out of the kitchen.
4
2024
Worldwide
Shipping to 30+ countries. Hired a second human. Cat refused promotion.
2025
Hello Today
Keeps growing. Still judged daily by a tabby named Boss.

Ready to Join the Cat Cult?

Your cat approves. Probably.

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